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Kim Kardashian Will Sue You if Your Models Look Like Her

America’s second favorite sex tape star, Kim Kardashian, is suing Gap Inc, because its Old Navy brand aired commercials this spring that featured a model named Mellisa Molinaro. Molinaro is apparently somewhat known for ‘looking like Kim Kardashian’, among other exploits, such as appearing on MTV’s Making the Band 3, because that’s actually a thing.

Per the suit, Kardashian ‘”has invested substantial time, energy, finances and entrepreneurial effort in developing her considerable professional and commercial achievements and success, as well as in developing her popularity, fame, and prominence in the public eye”.  I’ll leave the to commenters go ahead and have their fun with that statement.

Further, Ms. Kardashian is concerned that people might confuse her and Ms. Molinaro, and assume that Old Navy has Kim’s endorsement.  Which, of course, they don’t, because a) they didn’t pay for it and b) Ohmygaw, have you seen Old Navy’s clothes? Kardashians don’t wear $5 polos, kids. She is so better than that.

Kim doesn’t want it to be illegal to look like her, she just wants to keep anyone who does from earning money publicly.  Just kidding!  Kim probably sees the potential for a few bucks, and hey, it beats ‘working’.

 

Is ‘The Wire’ Anti-Semitic?


I finally finished watching all five seasons of The Wire. It’s unquestionably a great show, but after the months I spent with it the series left me not wanting to discuss everything it does right, but one thing it does very wrong: Why, in a show so concerned with race and ethnicity, is the only identified Jewish character a stereotypical money-grubbing, scumbag lawyer?

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Top 5 Reasons Why Wipeout is Awesome

In the reality show Hellscape that we are now confronted with on a daily basis, there are a few that standout. The competition shows ranging from the likes of Top Chef and Project Runway to So You Think You Can Dance and The Amazing Race make this realm tolerable. Some of it is mindless entertainment but sometimes a show blends true mindlessness and entertainment so well that you can’t not watch it. So when you’ve worked a long day and your brain hurts and all you want to do is sit down and veg out, there is no better way to accomplish this than by watching ABC’s WipeoutContinue reading

All the Summer Television that is Fit for Watching

So the deal with Scheherazade was (basically) that she needed to keep the King entertained with new and better stories to protect her own life. For some time now though, Scheherazade has been phoning it in as “Reality TV” has been allowed to creep into our chambers and bore us merely pacify us with annoying people making cakes, crazy people making cupcakes, fat bastards collecting used crap, dirty people catching crabs, flaky women speed dating a bunch of douches and the like. At least Project Runway actually required the contestants to be able to accomplish something you can judge see from home. (unlike all those Top Chef programs where they make food, some asshat tastes it and tells you it’s wrong and you’re just left feeling hungry and alone) The good news is that as of this July, Scheherazade is again bringing the goods since if she doesn’t I will cut her. Continue reading

Torchwood: Miracle Day, “The New World” (Episode 1) Recap

Are you ready for a new run of Torchwood?  Haven’t watched Torchwood before?  Now’s a great time to start.  Read on, my friends.

If you’re not familiar, Torchwood is a BBC television series, which was started as a spinoff of Doctor Who.  In case you didn’t realize (which I didn’t for months and was mocked mercilessly for by my nerd friends), Torchwood is an anagram for Doctor Who.  That said, this show has nothing to do with Who, but I wanted to throw that out there due to my mild obsession.  The show ran for two seasons, followed by a 5-part “miniseries” called Children of Earth. If this show piques your interest in the least, I recommend Children of Earth as it’s rife with theoretical moral issues and just a darn good story.

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Nerd News Roundup: Tales From the Trailer Park

Good news everyone! Besides hearing the previous sentence in Professor Farnsworth’s voice, I’ve also found a fresh batch of the nerdiest news around.  This week, we’re going to learn that you really should just grow up and one woman completely unwilling to do so. We’ll unlock the “secret” of Marvel’s upcoming comics. And finally, we’ll take a look at some coming attractions. All this and Godzilla in this week’s Nerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrd News Roundup!

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SYTYCD Recap: Jesse Tyler Ferguson is Our New Best Friend!

Forget everything that happened last night on that dance-a-two-step episode of SYTYCD. It was all just filler…no what we really care about is finally after a million seasons and more dancer sweat to fill all Gaterade Shill Bottles everywhere…our beloved Cat Deeley can finally say, “I’m Emmy nominated!” It’s about damn time.

Okay, now on with the show.

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