Yes, the Redneck is going extinct, so they need a survival challenge. No. Jennifer Love Hewitt’s hands will be even busier on Lifetime; Ray Liotta to continue disappointing us; Anne Heche to produce miracles and maybe find Raptor Jesus; The Arnold will be back; Prometheus will be rated fittingly; and we hate Smash’s Ellis. What else needs to be said? Continue reading
ABC needs to come up with another idea, CBS is king of night humping; Jonah Hill puts his funny behind him; Dish fires Don Draper; Showtime and TNT keep their roster intact; Machete Kills gets a new star; and crazy people be crazy. Continue reading
I love movies. More importantly, I love seeing movies before almost everyone else. Certain movies will get me to the theater at midnight, so I figured I’d see them first and write a review the next day so you can get a real review from someone that isn’t a Hollywood hack.
In this installment… The Avengers. There will be spoilers. Continue reading
Horrible filmmaker to set the high seas on fire; vampires are still a thing on the CW; Joseph Gordon-Levitt to take control of his own projects; Robert Pattinson to hide his sparkling chest in a new movie; and Lifetime does biopics now too. Continue reading
A little movie about a few people saving the world will make millions; Lifetime gets a new logo, a pokeman; British Don Draper; Elizabeth Taylor is having a tough month; Tom Cruise to kill the undead; Franco proves that cornrows are still a bad idea. Continue reading
NBC has a plan to keep you riveted to your seat after the London Olympics; Naomi Campbell to give us all nightmares…maybe; the Two and a Half People Show to continue chugging along; HBO wins some, loses some. Continue reading
I love movies. More importantly, I love seeing movies before almost everyone else. Certain movies will get me to the theater at midnight, so I figured I’d see them first and write a review the next day so you can get a real review from someone that isn’t a Hollywood hack.
In this installment… Summer 2012 Preview.
Another slowly sinking NBC ship throws out a lifeline to a new EP; Veteran smashes newbies’ hopes of getting the Emmy; Keanu flick to bow next winter…now in 3D; ScarJo gets the boot, but wants new home for her Black Widow; the Nicholas Sparks formula finds new lead; Seth Meyers’ Mitt Romney pitch probably needs work, but we love it. Continue reading
SyFy unleashes a whole new list of non megapython things; Kardashians to never go away…ever, never, ever; Bill Maher to keep on “new ruling” his audience; Mel Gibson makes a very un-shocking move. Continue reading
Lohan to probably wear Cleopatra headdress at some point; Sean Penn steps further away from Jeff Spicoli; Will Ferrell will fight your news team with one hand tied behind his back; Should The Office offer NBC a DNR (Do Not Resuscitate); Jennifer Lawrence will remain your “It” girl as long as she can; Franco has deep thoughts. Continue reading