Tell St.Peter at the golden gate that you hate to make him wait but you’ve just gotta have another cigarette. Continue reading
Gossip
Millions of peaches. Continue reading
Hey! It’s a party in the U.S.A. Continue reading
Situations are critical. Continue reading
When they make it, they should put my face upon the million dollar bill because that’s how I feel. Continue reading
Loving would be easy if your colors were like my dreams. Red, gold, and green. Continue reading
I was in the process of writing about the love story of Liz Taylor and Richard Burton. After reading Furious Love, I felt there was no story of a Hollywood couple more outlandish and smuttier than about those two. Woo-wee, was I wrong. Still catching up on the Internets from my podunk lake vacation, I had no idea about the split between Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise until I got a CNN BREAKING NEWS REPORT from my bestie via text (it wasn’t that podunk for cripes sakes!). At the time, I thought to myself it wasn’t too much of a shocker until…dun dun dun…the PR flacks started leaking “the truth.” And ladies and gentlemen, we now have ourselves an real old fashioned Hollywood gossip hootenanny! Continue reading
Blah, blah, blind. Continue reading
Katie, you in danger girl. Continue reading
Anything you want, I got it. Continue reading

