Previously on Dance Moms! Holly flipped out and got expelled (but not really). Paige had a medical emergency and the doctor told her she might not be able to dance again! (Not really) Kendall danced with Skee-lo! (Not really, but close) What’s gonna happen next?! Join me after the jump! Continue reading
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The final episode of this special season starts with our boys leisurely dressing themselves and Mondo sniping at Austin. A quick trip in what looks like a light spring rain (when was this filmed? 2010?) and “je suis arrivee” at Gotham Hall, which we last saw in the season finale episode of Chris March’s reality design show, Mad Fashion. We’re sure there’s a Weinstein connection here somewhere. As always, there’s spoilers after the jump, so go on. Spoil yourself. You can do it. Continue reading
Austin, Mondo and Michael are joined by your girl Ke$ha on the runway, where she speaks in careful tones. Last week’s cleanse has done wonders for her demeanor and complexion, and most of the glitter has been hosed off. She looks and sounds like a presentable young woman, now that the whiskey IV has been plucked from her arm. So many spoilers up in here. Pictures, too. Only read further if you dare to be spoiled. Continue reading
You know, this isn’t even funny or cute anymore. Just how many more movies will we have to suffer through witnessing Johnny Depp dressed as some sort of ghoul-goblinesque, drunken pirate, emo hair monster? Every single one of them. Behold the new release of Depp as Tonto in the upcoming Lone Ranger movie. Continue reading
Dear Reader,
Please take two minutes and forty seven seconds out of your life to have a look at what Head Judge Isaac Mizrahi sent down the runway twenty years ago, in 1992. Look at him with his crazy hair and listen to his youthful idealism. Also, look at the shapes, the shoes, the accessories.
All done? Excellent. Now click on through to the other side to read about this week’s challenge, and as always, there’s spoilers in there, so be brave and daring. Continue reading
This is the last episode before the finale, chickens. Hallelujah! Our national nightmare is almost over! And not a moment too soon because you just know that when you’ve reached the challenge that has the designers designing outfits for Mortal Kombat warriors, there’s a real god damn problem.
I do want to take a moment to express complete and utter bafflement that this very same challenge brought us both Austin Scarlett’s dreamy and romantic Van Gogh-esque gown and Kenley’s bastardized Nicki Minaj fashion (or “fashion lol” as I would call it). Oh and whatever it is that the other guys made. Who cares?
Sigh. Who cares? Let’s consume a copious amount of booze and as a loving community insult everything that these crazies do and say. Meet me in the comments at 9ET/8CT! Continue reading
Crasstalkers, feel the heat that’s burning you up, ready or not. As always, there’s spoilers, so click on through with fierce abandon. Continue reading
Hey kiddies! Are we ready for another boring fascinating and awesome episode of Project Runway Allstars? I know I am. Continue reading
By Missing Peace and Dancing Queen
The red carpet at the Oscars is the biggest runway/fashion event in the world. Given that, designers begin clawing their way to the nominees’ stylists to make them this year’s risk-takers or safe players. Last year, red was the color (how original). What will be this year’s big trend? Continue reading
A new study by the American Journal of Epidemiology has linked hair relaxer use with uterine fibroids and early puberty in young girls. Continue reading