Behold, the poorly-timed Saturday night Democratic candidate debate! See The Butcher of Benghazi and the old man who yells at clouds! Struggle to remember the name of Governor Whatshisname, The Other Guy! Join us and weep/laugh! Stream it here or watch on CBS, the network Grandpa watched Matlock on! Starts at 9:00 PM. Continue reading
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Chin up, America. We only have one more full year of this nonsense to go. Continue reading
Jenna’s request for marketing ideas for a wine shop job led to some cool ideas, but sadly most were illegal under the strict liquor laws of NYC. Liquor laws protect a variety of entities, but generally NOT the consumer. Most laws do not give consumers greater choice or lower prices. Some laws appear to offer some protection for over indulging, like Blue Laws, but often the real reason behind their continuation has little to do with preventing over consumption. Below are some of the dumbest liquor laws: Continue reading
Sorry it’s late. Drop in your previous thoughts while waiting for the next DRINK! opportunity. Continue reading
Wait, Lincoln Chafee is seriously running? Also, if you are new to Crass and want to join the fun, see this page to start commenting. Continue reading
Koch Industries Resource Extraction Specialist and part-time Wisconsin governor Scott Walker took the last train to Pawlentyville and exited the presidential race on Monday. Continue reading
It’s all in one place tonight. Join is for for an evening of the kind of laughter that only the doomed truly understand. This is our future.
Here’s a link to the stream. Don’t download the spammy flash player from the pop up just click Close Ad at the bottom of the box. Continue reading
Clown Car, Clown Car, Clown Car! Damn, I can barely contain my excitement. Let the shameless pandering begin!
I spent three and a half years as a member of a fraternity in college; a semester as an associate, and three years as a brother. I’ve attended the weddings of three of my fellow brothers, lived with another one for three years, made numerous friendships that continue to this day, and count my time as a member of a fraternity as one of the most positive and defining experiences of my life.
With all that being said, I can no longer defend the Greek System. Continue reading