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The Crasstalk Halloween Pet Costume Contest

It’s Halloween and for pet-owners, that sometimes means dressing up your little creature like a different little creature. My very first Halloween with Macho, my chihuahua, I took him around the block and told kids that asked where his costume was that he was actually a German Shepard dressed up as a chihuahua.

Last year, I dressed him up as a pumpkin and I don’t think he’s ever forgiven me.

This year he’s rockin’ a wizard hat and cape. He hates it like fire.

But the question, dear Crasstalkers and fellow-pet-antagonizers, is what are your pets going to be for Halloween? And to answer that question, let me introduce the very first Crasstalk Halloween Pet Costume Contest. The prize will be glory and internet fame. Continue reading

Open Caption: A Very She & Him Christmas

Pitchfork revealed the cover art for A Very She & Him Christmas yesterday. The image–shot by Autumn de Wilde–seems to be crying out for a caption. Pitchfork writer Amy Phillips asks, “Caption contest, anyone?” Amy, don’t mind if we do! A Very She & Him Christmas is out October 24th on Merge. So, Crassholes, take a look at the image after the jump and hit us with your best captions.

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Open Caption Mad Cow Edition

Oh Clarice, will the lambs ever be silent?

I’ve been terribly busy this week but after this Thursday the 22nd I should be able to package up something fresh, antibiotic free and humanely raised in the way of CT articles. Until then I’ll leave you with this image of Presidential Hopeful Michele Bachmann congressing with constituents from within the cooler. I will say it’s very clear that Marcus didn’t choose this outfit for her.

You know the rules for Open Caption, don’t you? There aren’t any! I like my Open Caption like a GOP Candidate: verbose, ridiculous and crazy.  Comment.