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Ron Paul: The Road to REVOLution is in development and it is already 100% funded on its Kickstarter page. There will be 50 levels corresponding to each state where the player will collect money and delegates. Along the way, 13 Federal Reserve “boss fights” will be unlocked. The goal is to Continue reading
We all know by now that President Obama is an unAmerican communist, socialist, marxist, nazi, muslim, race baiting radical. An elitist who has shaken hands with, hugged, bowed to, and/or stood in the same room with every enemy of life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness that his corrupt, whore-chasing secret service guard can find for him. Born in Kenya, educated in Indonesia, indoctrinated by the liberal Illuminati who were grooming him for his eventual rise to power and the destruction of the American Way, his destiny was sealed as the ink dried on his fake birth certificate. Oh, and he has eaten dog. Continue reading
Few decisions are as important to a presidential candidacy than the choice of a running mate. A Vice President can make or break… okay, mostly break, (I’m looking, and laughing, at you, Sarah.), a campaign. There are several names starting to attach to the Romney campaign, but there are oh-so-many options. Let’s help!
Who do you think Romney should name and what would they bring to the Republican campaign? Continue reading
As our dear Blackball pointed out yesterday, our taxes are complicated because Grover Norquist is a douchebag. Well, if you can’t beat ’em, join ’em. So Crass, let’s make up our own deductions and loopholes! If someone can get a deduction for cow rentals, I should be able to deduct for all the beer I drink which keeps me off the roads therefore saving the environment, one Yuengling at a time. Continue reading
Tomorrow is the deadline for filing your 2011 taxes in the US. Maybe you owe money and dread writing that check. Or maybe you just realized that you never got your W-2.
Really though, if you haven’t filed by now you might as well just send in an extension and go back to whatever Master of Procrastination activity you’ve been doing for the last three months. If you’re bound and determined to get them done today; Go, get off the internet, what are you doing here? For everyone else, here is a game. Rewrite the tax code. How would you make it “fair”. Also or alternately what would you fund or defund?
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It is! You get $820,000 parties thrown for you! The people who plan the parties reward themselves well! The GSA will cover all your expenses if they move you, including the purchase of your old house! They give away pricey gadgets that exceed their published guidelines in an employee award program that I will bet you my left titty has an award for suggesting or implementing cost-saving measures!
So lets pretend that Bots, GI, and Dogs will give us an iPad for suggesting ways that the GSA can save money in the comments.
Hey folks, great news! Ann Romney is going to take care of Mittsey’s gender gap by showing us all she’s the gold standard of American womanhood; white, more or less Christian, stay-at-home mom, and ideal help meet. How is she doing this? By joining Twitter. See her first two Tweets and join our game, below the fold. Continue reading
Teabag aficionado Rep. Allen West (R-FL) told supporters yesterday that he had “heard” that as many as 80 Democrats in the House of Representatives were secret Communist Party members. He then coyly refused to name names.
Let’s play a game. What have you “heard” about Representative Allen West? Hell, what have you “heard” about members of the Tea Party Caucus in general? “Heard” anything about Republican Congressmen or the Conservative Presidential Candidates?
I heard that West has as many as 14 sex slaves in his basement. Continue reading
In honor of Easter and Passover, we decided to do mix things up a bit and instead doing a traditional contest, we thought we’d try showcasing some of the creativity you put into your holiday tables. Both holidays are steeped in such tradition and food is such a large part of them. Continue reading
This week, expose a little bit of yourself. Continue reading