It was a night full of wobbles and bobbles, and Katie Holmes’ emaciated arms! Are you excited? This is very nearly it. The end. Is it anybody’s game, or is there a clear frontrunner?
Let’s see what the night brought. Continue reading
SYTYCD
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Well, two more kids will have to leave the stage just momentarily, not for forever, just for like ten minutes until the tour starts. But yeah, you know, we’ve gotta see who it’s going to be.
Let’s see who’s leaving the stage but still, uh, living in the house! Continue reading
I’m a little pressed for time today my little dance monkeys so we’re going to zoom through this recap like a fifteen turn pirouette. Ready?
Let’s go! Continue reading
It’s All-Star night and we’re excited. We fully expect the dancing to hit all the right high notes now that we’re down to the top ten. It just better deliver because if not, just what the hell will be on the tour? Pretty much nothing in the last few episodes has been worthy. The lackluster-a-tude this season has been a bit shocking. So let’s hope the All-Stars know how to turn it up a few notches.
Who set the stage ablaze?
We’re whittling down those numbers in quick fashion. These kids had better bring their A-games or they will be cut, cut, cut. Last night the top ten were announced, the All-Stars are coming, and if you don’t understand the power of hotpants then, well, there’s not much we can do to save you.
Forget everything that happened last night on that dance-a-two-step episode of SYTYCD. It was all just filler…no what we really care about is finally after a million seasons and more dancer sweat to fill all Gaterade Shill Bottles everywhere…our beloved Cat Deeley can finally say, “I’m Emmy nominated!” It’s about damn time.
Okay, now on with the show.
Last night’s episode was chock full of new newness. New judges, new choreographers…it was a veritable smorgasbord of rookies. Did we like everything? No. Does this show need a jolt from a fresh can of dance sauce every now and again? Yes. But perhaps not all in one show.
Let’s see what I mean.
Okay, my lovelies. Yes, I think it’s okay to start talking like Cat Deeley if I’m discussing this show. Don’t like? Well, then that’s just bollocks! No? Okay, anyway, here we are at another elimination. It’s getting really hard, right? These kids are really starting to grow on us. Sure, we have our annoyances, but they all really want to be on the show so very much!
Let’s see who’s taking a bow tonight.
Well, this latest installment was exhausting AND full of sexual harassment. What has gotten into these people? There were wanton kisses and buckness sightings–a real circus. We’d like to never see Nigel and Mary making out again. No, not ever. That was awful. Aside from all the tongue swabbing, there’s a lot of dancing to discuss.
Let’s get to it. Continue reading
Well, we knew it was coming. The dreaded double elimination. It just seems like yesterday the kids made it to the show from Vegas week. And now for four of them it will all be over; off to relative obscurity for you. It’s kind of like what happens, uh, well, when you win the show. So maybe it won’t be so bad! Obscurity can be awesome, right? Well, no. But at least drinking Gatorade can return to being a private experience again.
So who will we lose tonight?