Beautiful friends, this is the end of season 9 of Project Runway on the Lifetime Ladyparts Network, brought to you by toilet paper, cranberry juice, lady shavers, yogurt, Meredith Baxter Birney, deodorant sprays, and the makers of fine Sport Utility Vehicles For The Soccer Mom In You. Curious to know how everything done shakeded out? Well come on in, and of course, as always there are spoilers inside. Continue reading
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It’s the penultimate episode of Project Runway this week, and you know what that means. Tim Gunn performs his annual mitzvah of visiting the homes of the designers who have been selected to prepare a collection that may or may not be shown at Fashion Week. Convoluted much? Yes, indeed. As always, there are spoilers inside, so click at your own risk! Continue reading
Hey kids, shake it loose together. It’s the final challenge before the Fashion Week kids are chosen. Are you excited? Are you thrilled? Are you filled with a lingering ennui, one that can’t be shaken no matter how many cigarettes you smoke, drinks you drink, bums you roll in an alley? No? Just me? Well, then, on with the show!
We join Smeagol and Gay Ryan Reynolds in their room at Atlas, where they discuss Miss Bertina. Oh, Miss Bertina, how we mis-judged you, they lament. You should have stayed and Kimberly Goodpants should have left, wails Smeagol. We hardly knew ye, weeps Gay Ryan Reynolds. How sentimental. A quick fade over to the ladeez and it’s all back-slapping and smiles. What is our lesson to learn here? Spoilers and more, after the jump. Continue reading
Style! Fashion! Attitude! Well, scrap the first two. This week, every week, every hour of every day and all the time, it’s all about the ‘tude.
In this week’s episode of As The Head Turns, we join our beloved designers in their Atlas apartments. Notice how errybody is all “they smile in your face, all the time they want to take your place.” Back stabbers! Each and every one of them. As always, there’s spoilers inside, so click atcha own risk! Continue reading
Just in case you couldn’t get enough of the 1970’s in last week’s episode, here we go again with a flash back to the Me Decade. You know it’s a spoilerama up behind the cut, so c’mon in and be spoiled. Continue reading
An autumn chill crept into the Parsons building as Heidi strutted down the runway in a black frock, telling the designers that while there are only eight sewtestants left, a show at Fashion Week is far from guaranteed for any of them. Schadenfreude, Heidi, is it your middle name? As always, there are spoilers inside, so click, click, click at your own risk! Continue reading
Welcome, shoppers to the Mall of Project Runway. In the eighth episode of season nine, Heidi brings some menz out on the runway, and the designers cringe. Menswear? Oh noes! We cannot do menswear. Menz don’t have boobies and they have men’s business in their crotchal area, which makes the possibility of “crazy crotch” pants ever so much more likely.
Heidi has the sewtestants choose a mayun, and they take this serious. For reals, they think they’re designing for these men. Ohio Oliver is immediately turrified. He likes his models to be hangers, because they are flat chested, and they are not “fat”. Ohio Oliver… I am disappoint, son.
We move to the workroom and once errybody is all arranged, Tim relents and lets the sewtestants know they’re really designing for the menz’s wives, using input from the menz. Oh Tim, you’re such a trickster. it seems that we’re in the Project Runway Mall. Each designer is in a pretend atelier, designing for a real world client. How did they fare? Continue reading
Hi there. Are you centered? Are you grounded? Let’s do a few deep breaths, and get into our me-space.
This week on Project Runway, also known as Amateur Therapy Hour, we saw so many emotions, didn’t we? So many emotions, all mixed up in a big old stew of crazy. You need a tissue? Here, take the box. Looks like our remaining sewtestants were divided into two groups in some sort of daisy-chain selection method, where each person selected then turns around and selects the next team member. Very John Dewey, wouldn’t you say?
Now, before you click ahead to read more, remember your trigger words, because there’s spoilers under the link. Continue reading
Avant-garde:
Noun:
Those artists, writers, musicians, etc., whose techniques and ideas are markedly experimental or in advance of those generally accepted.
Adjective:
1. Of such artists, etc., their ideas, or techniques
2. Radical; daring
3. Not found on Project Runway
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Everyone, please keep your limbs inside the ride until it comes to a complete halt. You have now arrived at the fifth episode of season 9 of Project Runway. Five weeks in already. How time flies, almost as fast as the departing sewtestants. Have we settled into our new routine? Have we become accustomed to seeing misty water-color images of the sewtestants as the judges banter during the show opening? As always, there’s spoilers inside, so click at your own risk! Continue reading