Have a peaceful and patriotic holiday, and don’t handle fireworks drunk like your asshole neighbors.
Jenna Maroney
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Let’s get out there, the world is waiting for us. Continue reading
Try to stay cool out there, peeps. Continue reading
Mamas*, don’t let your babies grow up to race cars or be teen idols. Continue reading
It’s too hot for this shit. Let’s get out of here, Dave will cover remote email for you. Continue reading
Have a good weekend, folks. Continue reading
May your post-holiday work week be as short as the weather is temperate. Continue reading
Watcha doin’? Continue reading
It’s the funnest night of the season, when you can dress up like a sexy children’s cartoon, drink dessert cocktails named and dyed to look like viscera, and candy sales are bountiful, so you can eat mini Kit Kats till you feel like puking. Continue reading