Why it’s the House Intelligence Committee’s massive Benghazi Inquiry! Sitting out there in the Friday news dump a whole report about Benghazi led by the Republicans. You know the one, the one that was going to topple President Born-to-Lie OrWe’llBlameHimAnyway and his right hand Benghazi stooge, Former Secretary Hillary ClintonCoverup. Well, none of that happened. Actually the opposite of that happened.
The AP reported:
“…Republican-controlled House Intelligence Committee has found that the CIA and the military acted properly in responding to the 2012 attack on a U.S. diplomatic compound in Benghazi, Libya, and asserted no wrongdoing by Obama administration appointees.
Debunking a series of persistent allegations hinting at dark conspiracies, the investigation of the politically charged incident determined that there was no intelligence failure, no delay in sending a CIA rescue team, no missed opportunity for a military rescue, and no evidence the CIA was covertly shipping arms from Libya to Syria.”
So that means there wasn’t this big nefarious secret Obama was hiding from the American public in that every action in Benghazi was a super stellar plan to kill Americans while pledging his undying love for Jihadists everywhere because he so rapturously hates this country and would love to see the good old U.S. of A. burn using long meandering conspiracies to do it?!
“I think the report is full of crap,” Sen. Lindsey Graham said on CNN’s “State of the Union.”
Then he threw his prized chastity bracelet he’d worn since he was a child onto McCain’s desk and strode from the room where he began to feel an itching in his thigh region as he began to sweat.
Sen. John McCain and Sen. Lindsey Graham have been right all along! We just haven’t been listening to their paranoid, gobblespeak about a 1988 movie plot starring Arnold Schwarzenegger where a lone mercenary is sent in to a far away land to do the job the CIA obviously couldn’t do, and make the hard decisions a lame, defeated presidency couldn’t make, so Ret. Gen. John Graham [Schwarzenegger] had to do the best job he could do, alone, while the administration sat inert and opted not to save lives. All of this was in the other Benghazi report called, Benghazi: Judgement Day, where the administration was shipping arms from Libya to Syria.
Nonetheless, Republicans will just have to regroup from this little truth spectacle that they didn’t want released to the national news media in any way outside of a burning trash bin on a late Friday night down by the docks. There could still be a chance at vindication, that’s why we shouldn’t take this Republican led report seriously, and you know the GOP won’t stop investigating a long dead issue until they get the response they want. So let’s not forget the House special committee on Benghazi is still planning a public hearing in December, where they will continue to shout to all that can hear them about suspected Benghazi failures and deceptions like freed farts during a roller coaster ride, that ultimately everyone will ignore for the openly accusatory manner they will take in attempting to derail Hillary Clinton’s presidential bid. And as usual the GOP will look craven and silly; John McCain will continue to disappoint, and Lindsay Graham will probably be wearing only his under-knickers for all the sweating he’ll be doing during the special committee Benghazi hearings right before Christmas, where 2014’s Christmas war will surely be waged in his overheated office.
For their part, Fox News, the Benghazi dark conspiracy molesters and regular joke circus tent of bullshit and acorns, was mostly mum about the House Intelligence Committee’s report after an exhaustive two-year reporting spree on the subject. As The Wrap reports, “The report by [Ed] Henry was just shy of 30 seconds; Greta Van Susteren’s report lasted just over 20 seconds. There was no mention of the report on Fox News’ air Saturday. Overall, between Friday and Sunday evening, the House report favorable to the Obama administration received close to five minutes of coverage on Fox News Channel.”
