Flowers in the Attic Live Blog

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OMG! OMG! OMG! The television event of the year is here!

It’s time for Lifetime’s adaptation of the book our parents were all horrified to see us reading. God rest your soul, V.C. Andrews, you sick lady.

Sit back, grab some powdered doughnuts, and get ready for the fun.

Flowers in the Attic premiers on Lifetime Television at 8 PM EST tonight.


OK, made it just in time! The beagles are unimpressed so far. Loving the swellegant 50s house.

Heather Graham is going for the Emmy already. My friend is noting that after Rollergirl she really never made it happen.

We have powdered doughnuts!

Please tell me at least Grandma can act. This is pretty torturous so far.

Grandma for the win! I like this woman already, and I look forward to watching all of these bad actors getting beaten.

Jeez grandma, it’ not like they are going to bang each other. Oh, wait…

The only man in the house is wondering what the hell he has gotten himself into tonight. I guess we should get him another beer.

You know what is an abomination in the eyes of the lord? A network that keeps Judith Light and Tori Spelling employed.

Nothing is more awkward than giving your kids the “you’re a product of an incestuous relationship” talk.

All in all they are still having a better Christmas than most of us do with our families.

Honestly, it looks like everyone in this went to the Tara Reid school of acting.

This is just wrong:

Is Heather Graham really the best person to be giving a kid the sex talk?

EEEWWWWWWW! It begins!

Worst summer camp, ever.

So the kid who played Chris is discussing the movie on Twitter. @MasonDye_ Do what you will with that.

This is kinky even by my standards.

These kids couldn’t even win a Daytime Emmy.

Nothing like pillow talk with your brother.

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God that was painful. Thanks for sticking with me, Team.

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