Darlings, Richard HallmarQ is gone. Long live Richard HallmarQ. We wept with Layana (aka The Ingenue, and, not really) as she wept about…something. We rejoiced as Patricia (aka Water Lily) finally showed something akin to a personality when she gave Richard some much-needed side-eye.
Stanley (aka Urkel) won a challenge! Good for him! There’s something about him I don’t like, however.
Michelle (Portlandia) was her usual, grating self. Second verse, same as the first.
This week, the producer monkeys spoiled it all by showing us eliminated designers back in the workroom, and then had the nerve to have a voiceover that hinted at surprise. It ain’t a surprise when you show us the surprise, producer monkeys!
Maybe Tim will go hot-ass mess on someone and slap them, or something.
As we wind down this most disappointing season of Project Runway, we gather in the comments and snark on the show (and Lifetime’s execrable commercials)–join us! It’s always more fun than the show itself.
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