Anonymous Angst from the Online Journals of Your Youth – Part IV

Emo-4Reading your old LiveJournal posts is way worse than looking at that picture of yourself as a freshman with a bad perm. Your words look into the truth of your little emo heart, that perm was just a bad decision that you’ll grow out of. Collected here are the anonymous journals of your youth brought forth from the depths of LiveJournal and Xanga. Instead of mashing them all together I’m going to string them out over a few posts.

Sun, Oct. 31st, 2004, 09:55 pm – Try the Priest

Been a long while since I updated.

Last week I went and saw “A Chorus Line” at TUTS. Even sat two rows behind George Bush and Barbara. This is the touring show that’s supposed to end up on Broadway, if I’m remembering Keely correctly. It was better then a high school version. The dancing was . . . ok, but it makes me rather. . . I dunno. I can dance rings around most of the people in that company, and am probably a better actor and maybe singer. So . . . why am I killing myself over ballet when I could go into musical theater? I have no idea. Bah.

I found it amusing that the director of TUTS said that we should all come to see the high school section of TUTS doing Pippin, and that it’s great fun for the whole family. I dunno what version of Pippin they have. . . but that’s not a family oriented play. Especially since it has a sex scene. . . I still want to see it.

Lesse. Had strep throat this week. Icky poo, but at least I got to have a five day weekend.

Rowdy came down this weekend and I made a kick ass beef stew.

While we were checking out the selection of DVDs at Hollywood, I came across a tape of Rainbow Brite and the Star Stealer. HAD to check it out. Rowdy and I wondered why the gay community hasn’t latched onto this icon of all that is gay and shiny. We broke it down.

Rainbow Land – where everyone lives. We think this is self explainatory.
Rainbow Brite – The Ultimate Fag Hag. I think she’s bisexual.
Red Butler – Suave, debonair gay guy. Like high society and martinis
La La Orange – Lipstick lesbian. She’s the feminine counter point to . . .
Canary Yellow – Short haired tomboy lesbian. The butch one in the relationship.
Patty O’Green – Eco, vegetarian lesbian.
Buddy Blue – Gym queen.
Indigo – The token black lesbian.
Shy Violet – Bookish, nerdy, “she’s all that” lesbian.
Tickled Pink – club slut.
Stormy – Drag Queen
Murky – That annoying leather daddy who’s always up in your shit, wears clothes that are WAY too tight, and won’t take no for an answer.
Lurky – His somewhat hugable, but equally idiotic bear boyfriend.

don’t even get me started on the fact that Rainbow Brite’s helper is named Twink.

I just saw something disturbing. Some baseball shoe is using anime in it’s commerical. Is there nothing sacred in all of nerd-dom?

*Sigh* Off to watch some TV and go to bed.

Lastly, Angela Landsbury singing about cannibalism is just . . .amusing.

Quotes for the day.
“We’ve got spirit, yes we do. We are sandwhiches filled with poo!!”
“If I have to choose between a douche and a turd, I don’t see the point of voting”

Rainbow Brite DVDs from Hollywood Video are absolutely the right choice. All the copies of Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind were probably checked out anyway.

Image: Wikimedia Commons

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