Well, kittens, we’re back at it again! This season eleven of Project Runway has brought us no small number of characters whom you’d never, ever want to meet in real life, but will have fun dissecting on television!
Last week, we endured a fairly simple challenge: create looks for the waitstaff of Susan Sarandon’s ridiculous eatery and ping-pong emporium, or whatever the hell that place was. Do you play ping-pong before or after you’ve eaten? Are you going to be drunk while playing ping-pong? Who the hell came up with that as a concept for a restaurant? Madness, I tell you. Total and complete madness.
At the end of the stupid challenge, Susan Sarandon and the other judges thought that James Martinez (the inheritor of the sad ghost of Michael Costello) sucked chiffon balls and sent him packing. So, yeah, all that happened.
I have no idea what awaits us for this week, as I forget the next week’s preview five minutes after I’ve seen it. Anyway, if you’re at home and have adult beverages handy, join us in the comments as we snark on these sewtestants, their designs, and ask how much crack the judges have smoked this week!
