As if You Needed More Evidence, Glenn Beck Is a Crazy Person

We wonder if those America jeans, or the gold shilling isn’t going so well? We wonder this because Glenn Beck, who’s never been known for being the sanest person to ever set foot out of Fox News, probably needs to stop consuming so many crazy biscuits like immediately. He’s nearing some sort of meltdown. And we imagine if or when it comes, it won’t be pretty. In fact it may require a litter box.


In some kind of convoluted nutterdom involving a protest about an art exhibit that featured Obama as Jesus, Beck decided, apparently while wearing a beret of pancakes and Klonopin while also sporting a French accent, that he’d create an obnoxious thing and label it art, because what we all need is for Glenn Beck of all people to start taking art seriously. HA! We’re only kidding. His latest contribution to “art” is a mason jar (DIY!) full of his own urine with a dashboard bobblehead of Obama inside. Yes, his newest masterpiece is a jar full of pee with a floating Obama. He’s even named it, “Obama in Pee Pee.” (What does this have to do with the The Overton Window? Conspiracy? No. Inanity? Definitely.) And since there’s no way a guy shilling for gold who also runs his own ludicrous web tv program, and writes paranoid books about politics would ever let an opportunity to make a little scratch get away — he’s selling the jar, which he later admitted was full of beer and not his actual pee, for $25,000.

Oh, America. Your children can truly be enterprising little lunatics when they want to be, eh?

So many questions…or maybe we have none. This is what happens when you think too much about Glenn Beck. The amount of eye-rolling and head shaking leads one to become nearly comatose.

Of course this has something to do with First Amendment rights since there’s not a Tea Partier alive who isn’t a Constitutional Scholar. This is all about having the right to make art as one sees fit, even if that means making an Obama Beer Piss Alter and selling it to some schmuck, sycophant loser who’d like to believe that they’d purchased the very own pee belonging to Glenn Beck, crazy person and potentially incontinent weirdo. Yes, sure, we can all rest easy now that Glenn Beck is fighting for our rights — or that he’s taken the next crucial step toward institutionalization. Six of one.

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