Zippers and buttons. Fun to frustrate them.
1) “This couple – who you’ve seen on TV – does a lot of posturing for the camera. They present themselves as a long-time, happily-married couple. You’ve probably heard them give thanks for family and faith at some point. They do it a lot.
Behind the scenes, though, it’s a totally different story. Dad is having an affair. With a young actress with whom at least one of his kids starred in a movie a few years ago. The young girl (who is known mostly for television) is now of age, and we don’t know when the affair started, but the whole situation is really seedy. He is definitely old enough to be her father, and Mom and the kid/s are all really upset about it (yes, they all know). But there is nothing anyone can say publicly without ruining the reputation of the entire family.” [Blind Gossip]
2) “For the past few years, you have heard a lot about this Actor’s relationship with his Public Girlfriend. She is the actress, the famous one, the one who made them a star couple. But did you know that he has had a Private Girlfriend all along?
She is an actress/singer/whatever (although you have likely never heard of her). They originally met a few years ago when she was living overseas. They dated for about a year, but he broke up with her after he became more famous and started dating more famous actresses (like Public Girlfriend).
Private G was devastated, but she managed to remain friends with The Actor. That paid off for her. Every time he wanted to see her – even when he was living with Public G – he would fly her to wherever he happened to be – New York, London, LA – and they would simply pick up where they left off. She made it easy for him. Instead of criticizing him for being with another women, she would just bite her tongue and welcome him back with open arms.
She made it so easy, in fact, that since the famous couple’s recent breakup, the two have been practically inseparable. In fact, The Actor and Private G are living together right now. Very quietly and very privately, of course.
Will he reconcile with Public G? Well, both he and Public G know that they both are more marketable as a couple than they are as just a couple of actors. Insiders think that their reconciliation is inevitable… and that Private G will be sent back to wait in the shadows once more.” [Blind Gossip]
3) “It’s time to boost the ratings, so this show is planning two new storylines. You thought reality shows were real? Not really! The storylines could change before filming, but as of today, they are part of the next season.The first storyline involves the current relationship of two of the cast members. It’s going to be about “control” issues. More specifically, it’s about a man controlling a woman – what she says, what she does, what she wears, what she eats, who she associates with. It will have sinister overtones, and will try to play into women’s natural sympathies for another woman who is being abused. No, she isn’t really being abused. They just want her to become a more sympathetic character.
The second storyline will involve a family “falling out”. Everyone is actually getting along pretty well, so this “falling out” is going to be completely fake. It will primarily involve two cast members, but the rest of the cast will be divided into two teams who will each support one side. Hey, they need something for people to talk about. Even if it isn’t real.” [Blind Gossip]
4) “This 60-something stage and film star was caught in a hotel room wearing a dress and makeup! The Oscar winner, who married a popular ’80s teen actress, attracted attention after guests called about a loud commotion in one of the rooms. When security and hotel management arrived, the actor shocked everyone by opening the door in full drag. He claimed he was doing research for an acting role, but no one bought it. Who is Mr. Dress-up?” [National Enquirer]
5) “Which well-respected actor of stage and screen is starting to show signs of emotionally unraveling on the set of his critically acclaimed cable show? The nearly 60-year-old star raised eyebrows when he suddenly and mysteriously dropped out of a hit network show a few years back!” [National Enquirer]
