What’s this? Has True Blood truly given us a sweet and poignant moment of young, confused female friendship–young women just trying to make their way in a crazy world while being overcome with hormones they just don’t understand and can barely control? Babes wearing a lot of eye shadow and in camaraderie in the face of an everlasting youth and an urge to drink human bodies dry of their their very life?
LOLNOPE. They fight over Hoyt. Yes, this Hoyt. I shudder. God forbid that two female television characters become friends without a MAN coming in between them (MMMM HMMM PREACH).
On to our five best (worst?) telenovela faces in last night’s “Let’s Boot and Rally.”
1. Jason Stackhouse wakes up to a surprise: He’s fully clothed!
2. Thank goodness the writers finally found something Tara’s good at–looking hawt in a corset while wanting to ravish an almost willing stranger.
3. GUYS, Sookie has seen a lot of horror movies.
4. Hoyt wants you to know that his band Panic! At The Disco is working on a new album.
5. Welp, Roman Grant is alive. And boy is he pissed.
And some honorable non-face mentions:
Sookie’s drunk–which is hilarious (full disclosure: not actually hilarious)–and just can’t possibly keep up with all of the sexy freaky dudes that are LITERALLY BARKING at each other, the subtext being that they all want a piece of her magic snatch. I’m only sorry that I couldn’t capture Alcide’s face in this shot too.
Detective Stabler, please don’t pee on that priceless heirloom (which is, I think, a vial of vampire blood–which goes for about $50 a vial or something on the street so maybe it isn’t so priceless after all).
See you losers next week!
