Yet another banner week. America, you never let me down. Let’s see who needs to be added to the shit list this week.
Let’s start where we seem to usually start, Arizona. Eager to prove that Florida is not the state with the most fail, Arizona Secretary of State Ken Bennett indicated this week that he may keep President Obama off the 2012 general election ballot because of birth certificate issues. Bennett, who is clearly a fucking moron, told a conservative radio host, “My responsibility as secretary of state is to make sure that the ballots in Arizona are correct and that those people whose names are on the ballot have met the qualifications of the office they are seeking.”
Bennett’s office confirmed that the Secretary of State has been in contact with World Net Daily editor and all around worthless human being Jerome Corsi. The Secretary of State’s announcement comes after everyone favorite sheriff Joe Arpaio launched an investigation into Obama’s citizenship status because Arizona tax payers totally have money to flush down the toilet.
Of course, it is doubtful if this matters since even Jan Brewer knows birthers are crazy, and she vetoed a law that would have put to new requirements on presidential candidates last year. I am sure none of this has anything to do with Bennet’s planned run for governor of the Crazy State in 2014. Obama’s staff could not be reached for comment; they were too busy rolling their eyes.
Next up is an asshole who has had a meteoric rise to douche-bag notoriety lately. John Derbyshire, recently fired from the National Review, has found a new crew that are a little more forgiving of racist ass clowns. VDARE is a site so awful that even the Grand Inquisitor can’t read it. Of course Derbyshire had to impress all the cool kids so he wrote a column defending white supremacy.
I actually think “White Supremacist” is not bad semantically. White supremacy, in the sense of a society in which key decisions are made by white Europeans, is one of the better arrangements History has come up with. There have of course been some blots on the record, but I don’t see how it can be denied that net-net, white Europeans have made a better job of running fair and stable societies than has any other group.
Of course, “white supremacy” may not be so “net-net” if you happen to be not white, but I guess all of those people who have been exploited, enslaved, and murdered just didn’t appreciate the wisdom of the white man. Derbyshire goes on to bitch that other conservatives are too nice to blacks making him some kind of super asshole, even by VDARE standards. If there is a God in Heaven, Derbyshire’s son will get gay married a black writer of erotic fiction any day now.
However, not all of this week’s winners (?) hate black people. In fact, one man has come out in support of women of color. This week Jezebel (I know, I know) brings us a story about a white man who thinks it is time for all the white guys to start getting with the black and brown girls. Unfortunately, his reasons make this week’s column a racist triple crown.
The diatribe can be found in the comments of the hilariously named men’s rights blog The Spearhead. Commenter Walking in Hell explains that white women are too spoiled and demanding and that men should marry “dark-skiinned women” and live in their countries so they can avoid those controlling Western bitches.
My point is this: I maintain the best wife for a white man is someone darker skinned then he is. I maintain that the best culture for the white man and his wife is a man-friendly culture. For example, a white man and Mexican woman living in Mexico; a white man and Thai Woman living in Thailand; a white man and a Morracan Woman, living in Morraco; a white man and Turkish Woman, living in Turkey. This strategy neutralizes the light-skinned genes, and at the same time neutralizes the cultural influences.
Charming. I wonder why these guys are all still single. Walking in Hell goes on to explain that all of these white bitches who won’t fuck him should be bred out of existence. I guess this will make for a more harmonious world where a man won’t have to get his own damn sandwich and will get plenty of sexy time without having to give oral. The woman of the southern hemisphere could not be reached for comment as that they were busy blocking emails from desperate losers from Muncie Indiana.
Courage, my friends.
Thanks to Queen, Fred, and SBA for their tips this week.
