Springtime for COW!


Hello, munchkins. You didn’t send me many comments this week. Shame on you. Don’t make me bring the pain. You’ll be better next week, won’t you? Yes, you will. Okay, let’s streetwalk down memory lane a bit.

Saturday

BadKarma alerted you to the news that animated corpse, Dick Clark, is selling his Malibu, California home, which he has owned since the Mesozoic Era. CubeRootofPi asked what your personal day of Crasstalk things would be like. Later, Bots cut lines and played some disco for you party people.

Sunday

Launie K. shared a recipe for cumin-coated shrimp with parsley lemon sauce. LaZiguezon took you to five more abandoned places.

Monday

Summeroflove announced a new recipe contest for your best original casserole, please. MonkeyBiz wrote about some nerd thing called Mass Effect. Capt_Badass reported on Plush Limbaugh’s inability to stop his advertisers from fleeing. Momof3 interviewed Spiggy for the Meet Your Crassholes series.

Lauren recapped The Insufferable Dead, and Ornery Babe recapped “Celebrity” Apprentice. MonkeyBiz’s political links of the day are here.

Tuesday

MonkeyBiz bribed your overlords with large sums of money, bottles of liquor and promises he could never hope to keep. That’s how Tuesday became Crasstalk Day of MonkeyBiz Things. There was a GIF war. There was a post filled with legal jargon about torrents or something. MonkeyBiz asked about your hobbies and unfortunately showed you photo evidence of his. Homoviper snuck in a recap of RuPaul’s Drag Race. Tunamelt interviewed MonkeyBiz for the Meet Your Crassholes series. Later, Knight of the Burning River liveblogged the Super Tuesday hysteria. MonkeyBiz finished his day of things with a photo essay about his life partner, Leonardo Da Catsi.

Wednesday

Miss Anita Manbadly asked if you’re scared of flying like a pathetic wuss baby. You are, aren’t you? Homoviper asked about your perverted movie viewing habits. MonkeyBiz linked you to more political blahblah. Miss Anita resurrected the Crasstalk Hump Day tradition. Dancing_Queen encouraged you to write cruel things about Jessica Simpson.

Lauren told you about Rush Limbaugh’s sleazy advertising lifeline. In the OT, one of you gave your analysis of Rush’s situation.

Capt_Badass told you why the iPad 3 sucks. Tunamelt talked late night drunk munchies with you. Lauren reported on the possibility of Alaskan ice dolt, Sarah Palin, endorsing one of the GOP candidates.

Thursday

BaldwinP kept you informed and updated about the credit crisis in Greece.

Cunning_Linguist wrote an excellent post about the Rush Limbaugh situation. Bots deconstructed a Barbasol commercial, and Clarity83 asked about your superstitions. Cletar told you about a bold new literary talent, Marilyn Hagerty. Rowen recapped another installment of Primary School Musical Massacre. Lucky shared another group of videos you should watch, and MonkeyBiz shared some political links. Lauren told you about the Santorum Girls. Later, CL hosted a liveblog of OMGHOWISITNOTOVERYET???Project Runway All Stars. In the OT, you visited bat country. Don’t forget a poncho next time.

Friday

GI resurrected Flashback Friday, asking for tunes that originated from somewhere other than the US, UK or Canada. Lauren reported on Rush Limbaugh declining Ashley Madison’s offer. Queen asked what you’d rather be doing right now.

Miss Anita recapped Project Runway All Stars. Dürer’s Rhino gave you Ten Photos to enjoy. TS provided an in-depth look at the crooked politics of Canada’s Conservative Party, and Dogs warned you not to apply for that Chick-fil-A job until you break up with your throuple and start living a good Christian life.

COW

Forget that fat blowhard, Rush Limbaugh. There’ll be no more talk of sluts and whores. You should be focusing on the approach of spring. The sun is shining, and the temperature is rising! The flowers are blooming! The birds are singing, and the bees are… Oh. From Sunday’s OT, I give you your Comment of the Week.

Nice work, munchkins.

Until next week.

xx

G

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