Today is America’s greatest day of the year. This year’s game pits the New York Giants against the New England Patriots. It should be a good game, with plenty of opportunities for trash talk. For a summary of the contest please see Ross’ excellent preview or Marty’s hater’s guide.
The game starts at 6:30 PM EST on NBC. The half-time show features decaying pop-icon Madonna. However, Nicki Minaj will also be performing, so at least Bots will have a good time. Kelly Clarkson will do the National Anthem, proving that the terrorists have indeed won. If you live in the South some of your local affiliates may treat you to some anti-abortion ads. Lucky you.
Anyway, let’s get to talking smack, insulting each other’s teams, and saying rude things about your mother. America, fuck yeah!
