Welcome back to hell gang. Tonight ‘s debate is on ABC and is co-sponsored by Yahoo News so look for some really scary questions from the online crowd. Why are we suffering through one of these tonight? I guess the GOP wants the terrorists to win. Anyway here are the drinking rules:
- RomneyCare: 1 drink
- Core American Values: 1 drink
- Blame America First Crowd: 2 drinks because he means all of you.
- Boots on the Ground: Don’t justify that shit with a drink. Save precious alcohol for a substantive argument.
- Endless Wars: Take a bong hit you libertarian hippies.
- American Exceptionalism: 2 shots of the strongest shot in the house. Try not to cry for our future.
Let’s get to it gang!
