The Definitive Style & Gift Guide For The Discerning Cat Lady In Your Life

Here it is everyone, our Crassiversary! I cannot let it pass without paying homage to our beloved CCLC ~ Crazy Cat Lady Contingent. I am grateful  for all of your fun and contributions and though I sometimes mock, you know I lurve you CCLC. I am also grateful that I have you all corralled here at Crasstalk where I can keep an eye on you. Have you ever tried herding cats? Well, Crazy Cat Ladies are equally wily.

My gift to all of the CCL’s and the people who love them; A Definitive Shopping & Gift Guide for the discerning (but still way crazy) cat lady. Because, really, how many cat tapestry tote bags do you need?

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Omega Cats wallpaper by Sanderson UK

Omega Cats was adapted from a 1930s textile by Swedish designer, Victor Lindstrand. These silhouetted shapes of cats create a striking and witty wallpaper design for cat lovers everywhere. Use it to create a stunning statement wall. A complementary printed fabric design of the same name is also available. And it comes in hot pink, FTW.

Omega Cats fabric by Sanderson UK
OFFI Angora Lamp $79

 

OFFI Siamese Lamp $79

You probably cannot afford this next lamp (no offense!) but make sure to follow the link and click on each iteration of  this lamp! Conceived and designed by Paris-based  Kuntzel & Degas- high concept, amazing technical skill meets cats. Read their bio too!

Micha Lamps $2800 & up

Okay, this entirely too chic wallpaper by Jordi LaBanda also has dogs in it. Hopefully your cat won’t be a dick about it.

Pets wallpaper by Jordie LaBanda for Coordone

 

Cat Silhouette by Green With Glamour $55

Each silhouette is uniquely crafted from wallpaper and fabric remnants. But you have all already made these, haven’t you? Well, since you are feeling crafty, download this free template from Amy Butler and make these adorable cat pillows!

Amy Butler sewing patterns, Kitty Pillows

If you have the patience and talent to be knittin’ for kittens, try your hand at this Cat & Mouse Blanket. It’s very Pink Lady.

Cat & Mouse block knit, blanket and pillow

There are hundreds of cat-themed wall decals, and I feel I have now sifted through them all. I cannot help but laugh at these by studio33-dodo. They really do seem to capture a life lived alond side cat. Bonus, they are Russian! So, this will still be a mystery!

Whoops! Cat Stencils by 33dodo

 

Cat wall decal by 33dodo, check out more here...

If mid-mod is more your flow, these retro-remniscient figures by Jonathan Adler are the  cat’s pajamas.

Jonathan Adler Cat booke ends

 

 

Jonathan Adler Cat Statue

And if you are looking for a more authentic mid-century collectable, keep your eyes peeled for these creeptastic Cat Decanters by Wayne Husted for Blenko. If you find a set, ship directly to me, Dear Lala. And have some fun on this amazing archive site.

Blenko Glass Company Cat Decanteurs

 

Tall Modern Cat Condo $197

If you have more than one cat (I know you are holding) then, they need this. It’s pretty good looking but it seems like a lot of fun.

Cat's Trapeze Triple $118
Christmas Cards, boxed set $12.99
Ann-Margret never actually touches a whip in this seedy jailbait drama of juvenile delinquents and square-john fall guys, but her slithery moves and schizophrenic mood swings are still enough to give anyone whiplash. The teen temptress makes her entrance skittering through an industrial park in nothing more than a baby-doll nightie as bongos pound away on the soundtrack. It's like, straight out of booboo's bio.
DJ Cat Scratcher $34.99
DJ Cat Scratcher $34.99 untz untz untz
Kitty's Revenge Scratcher $19.99 ON SALE NOW
Egg House
Hepper Pod $99
These beds make me almost want to get a cat. You must see them all.
Little Robot 2 Litter Box $359
Where the mod kat prefers to poop, according to the NYT. Shrugs. $180
The company that makes these is no longer but I feel they would be so easy to craft with good, heavy wool felt. And I think cats would really dig them. AND they look a lot more chic than an empty cardboard box.
Funkycat tights by Sparkipuss
White and Black Diamond Cat Pendant 1/3 Carat (ctw) in 10K White Gold with Chain $249
Chairman Meow posters, shirts & mugs
Grey Cat Tote $29.99
French Kitty Cat Tote $29.99

 

And finally, the quintisential CCLC shopper. For only $99.99 you can get a custom, personalized woven tote bag set with your very own Fluffy’s image. Wouldn’t it be so much easier (and cheaper) to just get a sharpie and write “I’m Insane” on your forehead though?

Only $99.95 to let the world know you are insane love your cat.

I luh ya, ya Crazy Cat Ladies Of The Crass. Happy Anniversary! xoxoxo

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