Oh hello. Welcome back to the greatest show on Earth. Or at least the greatest show on Bravo, Wednesdays at 10pm EST. Well, maybe. So we got rid of two sugar dough slores we didn’t like last week. That felt pretty satisfying, didn’t it? You know what wasn’t as satisfying as it seemed like it might be? Gaygent Smith getting in touch with his inner bitch. He reached deep inside himself–deeper even than the other Gaygent Smith has reached inside him–and yet the bitchery that he produced paled in comparison to the scathing acid words that poured from Angry Montel’s lips. Angry Montel is Queen Bitch, and don’t you ever forget it. So, what’s going on this week? Well, take a flying leap, and I’ll tell you.
It seems the Quickfire is going to be one-handed. The cakesniffers are going to have one hand behind their backs with an oven mitt over their hands. Sure, okay. Naturally, Gaygent Smith will come together at one point to work like two halves of a whole. Carlos is going to get some liquid nitrogen pregnant.
The elimination challenge will involve the cookiesuckers making classic carnival food into haute cuisine. Blah blah blah. Basically it’s a bunch of stuff we’ve seen before either on this show or on similar shows. Diminishing returns, etc. So, honeys, I hope we’re all appropriately liquored up. Prepare to go into sugar shock because it’s time liveblog this bitch.
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