Coming Attractions: Flinging Crap With Kevin James As The Zookeeper

It’s been exactly 47 minutes since the last Kevin James movie, and as a nation we are just starved… STARVED I SAY for more of his fat man in a tight shirt antics. It keeps us up at night, truly. We literally do not know what we’ll do if another minute passes without watching him pratfall, lurch, scream, or stuff various food items into his face. Apparently Sony Pictures feels exactly the same way.

In what has to be the same blueprint for those scintillating Night at the Museum movies, here Ben Stiller Kevin James is dressed in a uniform (Again!) and is totally out of his depth as a monkey trainer… er, an alligator wrestler…uh, a mall cop? No, no, a zookeeper, because that hasn’t been done yet. We’re sure he gets into all kinds of mayhem and see there… yup, he’s driving Adam Sandler a talking gorilla around looking for a TGIFridays.

This will be the Number One Movie in America, won’t it? It will. I know it will.

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